Where the bloody hell is our cheque? I know nothing happens quickly/on time here but when you said at the start of October it should be with in about a month I then kinda expected it by the end of the year. It's FOUR MONTHS later now and we need it 3 months ago!
Impatient and skint Emma
I'm pleased that you love to colour, however 5.30am is not an acceptable colouring time, nor do I wish to be presented with crayons and paper whilst sitting on the toilet. Also please remember that you draw ON THE PAPER.
You are very clever and I'm pleased that you can now name the colours especially your favourite - PURPLE - although I'm not sure you have to shout this one at the top of your voice each time you see it somewhere, I think the passing woman in supermarket wearing a purple top was a little bit alarmed.
Your very uncreative and artistic so very impressed Mother.
It's 17 degrees outside so why the hell are you not drying? How hot does it have to be for goodness sake? Do you not remember England, you used to dry there. I don't really have enough clothes for everything to take three days to dry.
Yours slightly under dressed Emma.